Thursday, December 28, 2006

B B B B B B B Booooooring

very

very very bored


burger boutique anyone?

yala yal 3eed, ta3al very quickly


aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


WHAT TO DO IN KUWAAAAAAIT


list ur most boring days or moments or whatever

*agi999 eeeeeeeeeeeeede if u guys actually did*

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Dedication

"How To Save A Life"

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life



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u dont have ur wings because u have the ability to make others feel like they're flying instead, ur halo is the circle of love that surrounds u and ur powers lay in urself and ur ability to lift those who r down

ur incredible

infinite thanks and beyond ;P

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Sleepless tuesday

Mix Two sleepless drunks that have only had 3 hours of sleep, who get frustrated after arriving early to a 3 hour class to find it cancelled, and an empty whiteboard....this is the result

*note: blue writing = fayoora, red = urs truly ;P*





tikfa 6a il farg




*red writing on the left, squint to get a clearer image*

"men are breif, women are a grief" :$

Thursday, December 07, 2006

humour 101

just a few pointers ;P

when to be funny:

- u should know ur boundaries and when to throw a joke, or when u've gone too far

getting caught up in the moment or if the person ur joking with isnt directly hinting to u that uve crossed ur lines shouldnt make u stop and think before saying/ doing something.


- never joke at a funeral althought it is debatable...somehow

- when it is someone near and dear to u who ur joking with, always know that even the things u consider as "harmeless jokes that both parties will laugh at" could backfire and actually end up shocking them. and its never a good feeling to have someone u really care about being pissed at u, makes u feel like a complete and utter fool and not know what to say afterwards, and when u realise u were wrong u cannot express how sorry u r because the shock of finding out that u wronged them overwhelms u, making u unable to sleep with a clear conscious


- even when surrounded by laughter, always pay close attention to facial expressions and tones of voice, only the best of ppl choose not to show their negative emotions to someone they care about, and only the worst of ppl wouldnt notice...try to avoid being the latter


- if its a total stranger or someone u hate, screw the past points and bad3aw feehum

end of class for today

Thursday, November 09, 2006

What have I accomplished at work

Chatted with collegues about random stuff

chatted with visitors about random stuff

played pranks on supervisor

had another "yarboo3" bet race....won 3 lost 2

disco night, 80's music, dancing in the employee break room

bluetooth wave's

sms

pranks by phone to friends

pranks by phone to employees at workstations

and made this sketch






oh and did a little work here and there



phewww *wipes sweat*


so what does everyone else do at work? other than work ofcourse :$

Poetry Corner

sawadtay wayhe, oo saweete ile ib bale

shawahtay sim3ite, oo 3awartay galbe

kisartay feene, oo lawa3tay chabde

ghidartay fene, oo 6i7tay min 3eene




walakin...





7asasteene ib sh3oor, il7ob il awale

wgaftay ma3ay, oo istaqbalte throofe

ab3adtene 3an il shar, oo 3ayashtene shababe

3azalteene min 9oot il mashakil, oo hadeetay a39abe

sama3tene la7an 9ootich, oo ib 9ootich fara7tene

7ata ib faragich tibgeen 3azeezte

7ata ib a7alme ashoofich yame

shghalte galbe oo fikre oo bale

7obna li ba3th mithale

mu'3amaratna shay thane

7ayatna doon ba3a'6 ma tiswa ayame

atsama 9eeda wala ine a3eesh doonich ya 7ayate

ma hamne ray il nas, intay ile timaneeta 6ol 3omre

7a9altich oo il mashakil la7igatne

atghalab 3aleehom kilhom 5alich wathqa feene

latgooleen ine bahidich, chithe intay it-heeneene





intay 7obe wintay 9adeeqte.....







intay lil tanaqol waseelte.......intay waneete








6awal fragich bil garage, shari3 il 7ob yish-had ya 7abeebat 3omre

itgomeen bil salama... ya nithar 3eene ;***

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

ZOoOoOoOOOOOooMmMmBoOoCoOoOooM

u can do anything.....at ZomBoCooooM

Auk: Part 3

i REALLY REALLY REALLY fukin' hate it

Monday, November 06, 2006

GUESS WHAT

Another post about urs trulyyy


tagged by Fayoora


50 Things I would be.....

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... poisonous
2.- If I were a colour I'd be... Red
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a cheetah
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a tv
5.- If I were a book I'd be... the da vinci code
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... a pair of jeans
7.- If I were a jewel / stone I'd be... precious
8.- If I were an object I'd be... a camera
9.- If I were a car I'd be... Ferrari f430 spyder, red with tan interior and black top (F1 transmission) *siiiiiiiigh*
10.- If I were an element I'd be... Water
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... big
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... delato cookies and cream or tha7ya cocktail
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... CookiesN'cream
14.- If I were a person I'd be... me
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... neptune
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... annoying, or a dragonfly
17.- If I were a form of public transport I'd be... free, or a Plane
18.- If I were a song I'd be... loud
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... pirates of the caribbean 3 ;P
20.- If I were a season I'd be... mating season
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... gay
22.- If I were a job I'd be... highly paid but unfair
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... extremly pornographic...or south park
24.- If I were a place I'd be... the best place to be in
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... grateful
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... unforgetable
27.- If I were a city I'd be... corrupt or vegas
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... common
29.- If I were a game I'd be... endless
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... the global favourite
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... morning
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... a mac
33.- If I were a body-part I'd be... painful
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Kuwait
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... natural
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... boxing
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... nice
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... international politics / introduction to comedy
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... kuwaits
40.- If I were a building I'd be... the tallest
41.- If I were a month I'd be... short
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... burberry london
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... easily chewable and non-stickable
44.- No question .. hmmm
45.- If I were a toy I'd be... fun
46.- If I were a textile / fabric I'd be... expensive, tough and everlasting
47.- If I were a shape I'd be... equal
48.- If I were an answer I'd be... honoust
49.- If I were a store I'd be... successful
50.- If I were a word I'd be... undefinable





ok so my answers wernt what they were supposed to be i know, but hey atleast they're true, well some :$


I tag everyone (min zood ile 3inde bil list il7een)

Friday, November 03, 2006

Random Talk

Well no opening statement and no clue on what I am about to talk about but i just thought it might be interesting to see what I'd end up talking about. so ill just keep typing till i feel too tired and bored to continue any longer



ok...lets see nooow....life.

someone i know really hates it and wants it to end, as if it was a torture to them. personally, if i view life from their point of view i wouldnt blame them for thinking so, but then again...i have my own viewpoint and i prefer that thank you very much ;P

u see, when were kids all we ever cared about was having fun, playing and only learning new stuff. and then we'd get older and start having to learn all this other boring stuff when we go to school. after that we'd go on to learn even more boring but at the same time interesting stuff at college......then we work, and work....and work


but then what? we get a good job, we get a lot of money, we get famous and we gain respect, buissnesmen acquire land and stocks, army men win wars and medals, bank tellers get their pics in the "employee of the month" board and we're happy when that kind of stuff happens to us...i mean come on, who wouldnt be? but what then? did we forget that we would eventually die and none of it would mean anything afterwards and in our last hours on the death bed we would look back and say "what have i really achieved from life?" u didnt enjoy it thats what u didnt achieve i guess

So here's my question....why r we happy?

r we happy that we just spent yrs of our short lives trying to gain a good feeling that would only last us a few moments? or that we just gained something that would make us have to do even more boring work and waste even more yrs of our lives with boring ass stuff JUST so that we could keep our lives they way they r? and not focus more on what we did when we were first brought up into this world? which was having fun and just simply enjoying the gift of life


however, i know i cant say its all wrong. the world in now in order, there r laws, cures for diseases, explosion of information and communication and the inevitable continuation of evolution and the expansion of the creativity of the human mind (south park episodes can be seen on youtube.com, NOW THATS LIVIN')


but why do ppl strive sooo much to achieve something that they could get very easily?

I.E: a guy wants to be promoted as head of his department, why? because he wants to get better pay, why? because he wants to buy a better car, why? because it would make him look good, why? because he'd be happier that way....huh?

but isnt there an easier way to reaching ur goal of being "happy"? like bunjee jumping or something (granted, diferent kind of happy but happy never the less)



but guess what, thats life, its human nature, its us and it is me


call my hypocritical, but im just saying what we all know and chose not to believe

speaking for myslef, i am prepared to go through all that for a ferrari f430 ;P



i guess in my closing statement...im all for turning any situation into a fun one cause whats the point of keeping it as it is? blah blah blah

ok im bored now

*PS: i think whoever came up with the whole "view the glass as half full" mathal anyway? he/she was genius ;P*




and thats all i got for "Random Talk" today, and damn im sleepy


do i sound like i need therapy?


bye ;P

50 things continued

51- I need a break from life
52- My favourite place in the world is infront of the main tank at work (aquarium)
53- I still have no idea what im going to do with my life, but i plan on having as much fun as i can before finding out ;P
54- 3a9eer il tha7ya addict (cocktail extra farawla)
55- Today wasnt normal, not even a little bit
56- I am currently a little deprresed, a bit hot tempered and yet cold? hmmm
57- I currently have 6 genuine fresh shark teeth infront of me, and plan on making the biggest 2 into necklaces but no idea how
58- I emptied my phone 3 days ago, wanted to sell it and get the K800i that i wanted, but backed out when i was at the store
59- I havnt shaved in 4 days and i actually got a compliment claiming that it looks better?
60- There are only 4 ppl in the world that i would trust or turn to in an hour of need (outside immediate family)
61- Peer pressure NEVER got to me, but my dad thinks everything i do or choose something is because of peer pressure, thats one of the things that ticks me off the most
62- But in the end he's still my dad and i still luv him though ;P
63- I'm currently extremly nervous about tomorow (alah yaster ;P)
64- I hate asking ppl for help, cause 90% of the time they never do, so i'd much rather not bother ;P
65- I never met either of my grandfathers before they passed away
66- Even though superman isnt my fav character, i really like the logo and what it stands for
67- My fav comedian of all time is George W. Bush Jr
68- I once punched my teacher, the bastard punched back...hard
69- My first crush was on my 3rd grade history teacher...I spit on her husband ;P
70- I also spat on the doctors face when he tried to give me my first real big needle shot at age 7, it took three nurses, my mother and the doc to hold me down
71- He's still my doctor and he still hasnt forgotten about it
72- I hate my fucking car dealership
73- I love morning outings and drives but hate waking up in the morning and feeling sleepy
74- I believe im going to fail this course because i havnt focused on anything yet
75- For some reason i dont miss my brothers that much at all who have been studying abroad for years =/
76- There's a gift that i got from 2001, which i still havn't opened and lost 2 weeks ago (not that concerned)
77- I just sneezed
78- I've accomplished so much more than what friends my age have, but have so much less to show for it
79- Atshayash ibsir3a with certain stuff ;P
80- I'm posting this now cause the person i usually enjoy chatting with every night isnt online for the first time and I'm REALLY BORED
81- I'm running out of things to say
82- I miss my friend in the UK and cant wait for him to get back here ;P
83- I've shared a room with my brother all my life, and I make sure I keep every last thing exactly how he leaves it after every visit, even his bed sheets and the stuff he leaves lying around, and even the position the cuboard door is in...I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DO THAT AND IT FRUSTRATES ME
84- In my whole life there has never been anything that I have never been able to get off my mind...untill these past few months, and each time that thought poped up i felt calmer in whatever situation i was in
85- I think my list sucks but I'll try to keep going
86- Can't wait till i reach #90 on this list
87- I only have 3 more to go
88- 2 more
89- 1 more
90- I've reached number 90, someone give me a kiss
91- My god havn't i said enough
92- I wonder why it has to be 100? why not 67 or some number like that? hmmm
93- I'm addicted to cracking my neck, knuckles, back ect
94- My favourite steak is Ritz's fillet steak (side dish - 7omos with la7am and chicken cream soup for starters)
95- I...*bUrp*
96- I just realised I've been humming a gay song for the past 5 mins
97- 17 was the best age for me
98- I dont learn much from my mistakes
99- Now that I'm FINALLY near the end, all these facts about me start to pop out
100- I have reached 100 wagi9 eede itha fe a7ad gara all the above word for word




THE END

Sunday, October 29, 2006

ME ME ME

well since theres nothing else better to post about, time for a "100 things about me post"



here we go: 100 things about me


1- Im 18
2- my shoe size is 43-44
3- if i get sick its always something extremly rare
4- i hate chevrolet
5- i love movies
6- my fav movie of all time is pirates of the carribean
7- i am extremly superstitious
8- i still believe that my high school principal stole my puma gym socks
9- a really hot girl once farted infront of me when i was in a line, and then walked away shaking
10- my favourite color is blue
11- the car i would love to own and prefer even over a buggati veyron is a ferrari f430 spyder
12- i love it when girls fight, i believe the joy from it is a cure for cancer
13- i luv/hate my job
14- im currently really bored
15- i was born in california, and only visited it in 2 summers
16- i never ate sushi
17- all the males in my family r military, im the first to go to college and that wasnt wat i wanted
18- i've been single all my life, it hasnt been that bad actually
19- theres a cockroach under my table right now
20- i just killed it with a phone cord
21- bugs scare the shit out of me btw
22- anything with too many skinny legs and crawls scares me
23- i do not live a perfect life and i wouldnt have it any other way
24- my dad expects too much from me, my mom is my angel on earth
25- im the 3rd of 4 in the sibling chain
26- i cant believe im only on number 26
27- my fav shwarma place is kurdo
28- i hate auk for so many reasons, and also because i didnt wanna be there in the first place
29- my GPA is 3.6 and i couldn't care less
30- i wanted to major in archeology after i couldnt become a pilot, but even that isnt working out
31- i know there isnt a real bright future for archeology in kuwait, but i still sure would like to major in it
32- i once was chased by a dog when i poked it with a stick, the dog bit some guy trying to divert him away from me
33- i joke too much at times and it makes ppl sad
34- fuck whoever i make sad due to joking
35- im a fan of natural beauty on girls no matter how they look like, no nail polish no dye and without too much make up
36- im planning on getting a snoy ericcson w800i ASAP
37- i never had the best relationships with my brothers, even before they both went abroad
38- i laughed my ass off once at a funeral once, and ended up making everyone in the room laugh as well, cant remeber why i did that in the first place
39- im always late, im cold about that
40- i started driving at the age of 15 and never got into trouble
41- but now i drive like a maniac and have had countless accidents, some i didnt know about untill i get a call from the police by someone who wrote down my plate number
42- i once forgot a friend and came back to get him 4 hours later when i discovered his phone in my car and remebered that he was riding with me, he was left in the desert lema kina ga3deen insheel the last of the mu5ayam, we're not friends anymore
43- i have been in a motorcycle accident when was 11 and my shoulder still cracks whenever i fold my arms
44- i barely get enough sleep these days
45- im lazy, put everything off and do everything at the last minute, who doesnt?
46- i dont smoke
47- the presents that i cherish the most r also the cheapest and smallest, and the ppl who gave them to me still cant believe i have them
48- ppl always tell me that they thought i was exactly the opposite of who i am when they first met me, i guess i give off a bad first impression
49- its 5:30 am now oo mu5e gafal, and i have to be at work at 9:00 (fat chance)
50- i know who's gonna be the first to read this and i wanna say u REALLY DO mean a lot, and plz make sure i wake up before 8 ;P




list to be continued later, goodnight for now ;P

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Now THAT'S Comedy

Scare Tactics, a hidden camera TV show that scares the living shit out of people for fun, and i mean SCARE ;P and the reactions are unbelievable

wi7na ga9een 3aleena ib 9adooh


my fav's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXrzQepdY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlrU-BKk3lM


for more vids go here ;P
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=scare+tactics

Monday, October 16, 2006

Auk part 2

I REALLY fukin' hate it

Today

Well today was a mess of a day, went to work at 9 am after sleeping for only 2 hours, finished at 12:30 and got working on some errands untill 4:30...after which i got home and collapsed on the bed.

woke up for f6oor then went straight back to bed and by the time i got up...it was 10:30 pm =/

so what to do on a weekday night with everything about to close?....u guessed it...tajamo3at ib jam3eyat il tha7ya ;P


jam3eyat il tha7ya (aka zgirt gazz central) was packed as hell by the time i got there, so the guys diverted to fir3 gi63a 3 (fuddruckers)...by the time we got there...good god


#1 - mwa3ad...bil madresa ile yam il fir3, yaw 3 dawreyat oo hazi2aw omin yabat-hom ;P ...il bint ga3da bil sayara egoolaha fit7ay il bab, tabche witgool mabe WAHAHAH ...falaw 3gb ni9 sa3a or so

#2 - g7aab (3azkom alah) la2 9ij g7ab rasme 3eene 3eenik ya3ne, miniskirts, 7afar, ki7il lema il yabha, 7umra lema il 5ashim ect... all in groups and all in freakin' SUV's...shay shay walah ;P

#3 - 6ab3an dam ina fe #2 there's bound to be....u guessed it...5irfan ;P (wechalim gloobhom) 3ala kil sayara feeha banat...walah bidoon mubala'3a 5 mwater shabab warahom...7eelkom feehom ya shabab LOOOL



so what to do for fun when u have the following combination: waneet, CD jalsat oo sound system, 8 REALLY bored guys, 9eedat all around oo ma95ara 7awaleena?


first it7amil il rabi3 kilhom bil body 3gb ma ya6liboon minik ib kil adab, drive them around yitma95iroon 3ala il 9eedat oo get them to the jam3iya 7ag 3a9eer iltha7ya


next, get them all relaxed, refreshed and bored and ask if they'd like to go faster this time bas on more open streets


to which they all agree to do.......

then

put the fear of god into their hearts since u have nothing else better to do


yeah i can pretty much guarantee that it'll be a while gabil la a7ad yirkab il body mara thanya not

in the end nobody cried and it was a good laugh for me although one of the guys juice bottle slipped and soaked the rest of them ;P

*note: thankfully nobody was hurt or killed during this gazra night, cops were nowhere to be found, this was done by lucky ass partially drunk semi-professionals, plz do not try this at home*

Regret of the day: Not having taken a pic of their faces while driving ;P

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Biggest Concerns

Should Be:

- College
- Health
- Getting better grades and focus on studies / Organise
- Getting up on time by sleeping early and not be late for work or lectures


However, these are my real concerns:

- Getting a new set of rims and offroad tires / modding truck
- 2nd generation macbook pro by december
- sony ericsson W800i
- Finding a way to fund the above three ASAP
- dishadeesh for 3eed
- reservations for shaleeh for 3eed
- getting out of having to work in 3eed
- eating healthier foods after 3eed (dash 3ar'6 adre)




and life goes on =)

Revelation Of The Day

IiiIiiiIi'MmMmmMMM JaAaAAcCcCkKkk SpPArRrRoOoOooOOwWWwWWWww

Saturday, October 14, 2006

yala ya 7ilween

Who's the first to comment on my newly resurrected blog? *bUrp*

Blabber Time

Well here's the thing, u see about a month or so ago (longer actually) i had a slight car accident which i was legally found to be the victim (even though the guy i hit was my friend and we were actually racing, and it was me who hit him while he was idle on purpose blah blah) ....well anyway, i got insurance and i want to fix the ding on my car, but apparently the mu7aqiq il 7mar (alahuma ine 9ayim) wrote one word wrong on the paper that made my insurance company say "la2aaa lazim tirga3 7a2 il mu7a2i2 ile 3amalak il wara2a deeh, we9ali7 '3al6ito"....2 months later, mane gader a9eeda (ok honoustly i cant bother going back)......................so....i went yesterday to the dasman place madre shino (got lost while trying to find a shortcut to soog sharg, saw the building and said what the heck ill stop by)...and i found some other guy at his desk, giltla yam3awaaaad kilma wa7daaaaa 9ali7lina eyaaha tikfaaa...egoole la lazim il mu7aqiq nafsa.......NA3AM? wil7al ya3ne?.....chan egool "walah shoof wild 3ami, ehya ag9aha kilma wa7daaaaaih ay wakt esaweelik eyaha bas ta3al lema ekoon imdawim... ya5e walah 5abna int ana 3inde qatheyat iqti9ab jnoos hne yayne int weya wrigtik tabene afathe 3omre (i think to myself: ay fathe imga7i6 wild imga7i6 yi'3ti9ible jnoos, 5ali9aw il banat?) ....*ok back to reality*.....chan agoola, ee shda3wa awadim ile mi'3ta9beenhum, jnoos 7uthalat il mujtama3 ana awla.....thi7ak il mu7aqiq....

he says: shoof, ehya ma feeha shay tara il salfa kilaha wagfa 3ala ism sharikat il ta2meen ile imsajilha 9a7?

i say: ee?

he says while shaking his hand across the air: eeeeh ish6ibha oo iktib yamha il ism il 9ije oo wada il ta2meen oo fook 3omrik

i think: heyaaaaa forgery oo il MU7AQIQ yabeene azawer wriga rasmeya qanoneya...la bilah kadeena 5eer

i say: walah? zeen zeen yam3awad, 3ayal 6al 3omrik ana 5a6e zbala wint ib karama bil 3arabe...mumkin taktibha int?

il mu7aqiq etani7 @@ wegoooool: la la....aaah....la yuba ma95a il salfa chithe...3ad gilna hatha lakin mu chithe

me: ??????

uhwa: fe shay thane ba3ad?

me:??????????

mu7aqiq: RAJUUUUU...JEEB JEEEB MAY

me thinking: @@ 5olga7ba (ba3d ilf6oor 6ab3an) hatha ile bewadirne

mu7aqiq: fe shay thane? gilnalik salfa ma feeha shay...7ayak alah *points to the door, i walk out*



inzeen itha ma feeha shay shfeek tana7t lema giltlik int iktibha? eeeeh ma 3aleeh.... so, to forge or not to forge?


aaah screw it...forge
Shallow Moment: Mac's iChick Magnet







If the shiny aluminum case and the Apple logo doesnt attract those hotties at Second Cup, one of these hyperactive kitties should