Well here's the thing, u see about a month or so ago (longer actually) i had a slight car accident which i was legally found to be the victim (even though the guy i hit was my friend and we were actually racing, and it was me who hit him while he was idle on purpose blah blah) ....well anyway, i got insurance and i want to fix the ding on my car, but apparently the mu7aqiq il 7mar (alahuma ine 9ayim) wrote one word wrong on the paper that made my insurance company say "la2aaa lazim tirga3 7a2 il mu7a2i2 ile 3amalak il wara2a deeh, we9ali7 '3al6ito"....2 months later, mane gader a9eeda (ok honoustly i cant bother going back)......................so....i went yesterday to the dasman place madre shino (got lost while trying to find a shortcut to soog sharg, saw the building and said what the heck ill stop by)...and i found some other guy at his desk, giltla yam3awaaaad kilma wa7daaaaa 9ali7lina eyaaha tikfaaa...egoole la lazim il mu7aqiq nafsa.......NA3AM? wil7al ya3ne?.....chan egool "walah shoof wild 3ami, ehya ag9aha kilma wa7daaaaaih ay wakt esaweelik eyaha bas ta3al lema ekoon imdawim... ya5e walah 5abna int ana 3inde qatheyat iqti9ab jnoos hne yayne int weya wrigtik tabene afathe 3omre (i think to myself: ay fathe imga7i6 wild imga7i6 yi'3ti9ible jnoos, 5ali9aw il banat?) ....*ok back to reality*.....chan agoola, ee shda3wa awadim ile mi'3ta9beenhum, jnoos 7uthalat il mujtama3 ana awla.....thi7ak il mu7aqiq....
he says: shoof, ehya ma feeha shay tara il salfa kilaha wagfa 3ala ism sharikat il ta2meen ile imsajilha 9a7?
i say: ee?
he says while shaking his hand across the air: eeeeh ish6ibha oo iktib yamha il ism il 9ije oo wada il ta2meen oo fook 3omrik
i think: heyaaaaa forgery oo il MU7AQIQ yabeene azawer wriga rasmeya qanoneya...la bilah kadeena 5eer
i say: walah? zeen zeen yam3awad, 3ayal 6al 3omrik ana 5a6e zbala wint ib karama bil 3arabe...mumkin taktibha int?
il mu7aqiq etani7 @@ wegoooool: la la....aaah....la yuba ma95a il salfa chithe...3ad gilna hatha lakin mu chithe
me: ??????
uhwa: fe shay thane ba3ad?
me:??????????
mu7aqiq: RAJUUUUU...JEEB JEEEB MAY
me thinking: @@ 5olga7ba (ba3d ilf6oor 6ab3an) hatha ile bewadirne
mu7aqiq: fe shay thane? gilnalik salfa ma feeha shay...7ayak alah *points to the door, i walk out*
inzeen itha ma feeha shay shfeek tana7t lema giltlik int iktibha? eeeeh ma 3aleeh.... so, to forge or not to forge?
aaah screw it...forge
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