ME ME ME

well since theres nothing else better to post about, time for a "100 things about me post"



here we go: 100 things about me


1- Im 18
2- my shoe size is 43-44
3- if i get sick its always something extremly rare
4- i hate chevrolet
5- i love movies
6- my fav movie of all time is pirates of the carribean
7- i am extremly superstitious
8- i still believe that my high school principal stole my puma gym socks
9- a really hot girl once farted infront of me when i was in a line, and then walked away shaking
10- my favourite color is blue
11- the car i would love to own and prefer even over a buggati veyron is a ferrari f430 spyder
12- i love it when girls fight, i believe the joy from it is a cure for cancer
13- i luv/hate my job
14- im currently really bored
15- i was born in california, and only visited it in 2 summers
16- i never ate sushi
17- all the males in my family r military, im the first to go to college and that wasnt wat i wanted
18- i've been single all my life, it hasnt been that bad actually
19- theres a cockroach under my table right now
20- i just killed it with a phone cord
21- bugs scare the shit out of me btw
22- anything with too many skinny legs and crawls scares me
23- i do not live a perfect life and i wouldnt have it any other way
24- my dad expects too much from me, my mom is my angel on earth
25- im the 3rd of 4 in the sibling chain
26- i cant believe im only on number 26
27- my fav shwarma place is kurdo
28- i hate auk for so many reasons, and also because i didnt wanna be there in the first place
29- my GPA is 3.6 and i couldn't care less
30- i wanted to major in archeology after i couldnt become a pilot, but even that isnt working out
31- i know there isnt a real bright future for archeology in kuwait, but i still sure would like to major in it
32- i once was chased by a dog when i poked it with a stick, the dog bit some guy trying to divert him away from me
33- i joke too much at times and it makes ppl sad
34- fuck whoever i make sad due to joking
35- im a fan of natural beauty on girls no matter how they look like, no nail polish no dye and without too much make up
36- im planning on getting a snoy ericcson w800i ASAP
37- i never had the best relationships with my brothers, even before they both went abroad
38- i laughed my ass off once at a funeral once, and ended up making everyone in the room laugh as well, cant remeber why i did that in the first place
39- im always late, im cold about that
40- i started driving at the age of 15 and never got into trouble
41- but now i drive like a maniac and have had countless accidents, some i didnt know about untill i get a call from the police by someone who wrote down my plate number
42- i once forgot a friend and came back to get him 4 hours later when i discovered his phone in my car and remebered that he was riding with me, he was left in the desert lema kina ga3deen insheel the last of the mu5ayam, we're not friends anymore
43- i have been in a motorcycle accident when was 11 and my shoulder still cracks whenever i fold my arms
44- i barely get enough sleep these days
45- im lazy, put everything off and do everything at the last minute, who doesnt?
46- i dont smoke
47- the presents that i cherish the most r also the cheapest and smallest, and the ppl who gave them to me still cant believe i have them
48- ppl always tell me that they thought i was exactly the opposite of who i am when they first met me, i guess i give off a bad first impression
49- its 5:30 am now oo mu5e gafal, and i have to be at work at 9:00 (fat chance)
50- i know who's gonna be the first to read this and i wanna say u REALLY DO mean a lot, and plz make sure i wake up before 8 ;P




list to be continued later, goodnight for now ;P

Now THAT'S Comedy

Scare Tactics, a hidden camera TV show that scares the living shit out of people for fun, and i mean SCARE ;P and the reactions are unbelievable

wi7na ga9een 3aleena ib 9adooh


my fav's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXrzQepdY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlrU-BKk3lM


for more vids go here ;P
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=scare+tactics

Auk part 2

I REALLY fukin' hate it

Today

Well today was a mess of a day, went to work at 9 am after sleeping for only 2 hours, finished at 12:30 and got working on some errands untill 4:30...after which i got home and collapsed on the bed.

woke up for f6oor then went straight back to bed and by the time i got up...it was 10:30 pm =/

so what to do on a weekday night with everything about to close?....u guessed it...tajamo3at ib jam3eyat il tha7ya ;P


jam3eyat il tha7ya (aka zgirt gazz central) was packed as hell by the time i got there, so the guys diverted to fir3 gi63a 3 (fuddruckers)...by the time we got there...good god


#1 - mwa3ad...bil madresa ile yam il fir3, yaw 3 dawreyat oo hazi2aw omin yabat-hom ;P ...il bint ga3da bil sayara egoolaha fit7ay il bab, tabche witgool mabe WAHAHAH ...falaw 3gb ni9 sa3a or so

#2 - g7aab (3azkom alah) la2 9ij g7ab rasme 3eene 3eenik ya3ne, miniskirts, 7afar, ki7il lema il yabha, 7umra lema il 5ashim ect... all in groups and all in freakin' SUV's...shay shay walah ;P

#3 - 6ab3an dam ina fe #2 there's bound to be....u guessed it...5irfan ;P (wechalim gloobhom) 3ala kil sayara feeha banat...walah bidoon mubala'3a 5 mwater shabab warahom...7eelkom feehom ya shabab LOOOL



so what to do for fun when u have the following combination: waneet, CD jalsat oo sound system, 8 REALLY bored guys, 9eedat all around oo ma95ara 7awaleena?


first it7amil il rabi3 kilhom bil body 3gb ma ya6liboon minik ib kil adab, drive them around yitma95iroon 3ala il 9eedat oo get them to the jam3iya 7ag 3a9eer iltha7ya

next, get them all relaxed, refreshed and bored and ask if they'd like to go faster this time bas on more open streets

to which they all agree to do.......

then

put the fear of god into their hearts since u have nothing else better to do

yeah i can pretty much guarantee that it'll be a while gabil la a7ad yirkab il body mara thanya not

in the end nobody cried and it was a good laugh for me although one of the guys juice bottle slipped and soaked the rest of them ;P

*note: thankfully nobody was hurt or killed during this gazra night, cops were nowhere to be found, this was done by lucky ass partially drunk semi-professionals, plz do not try this at home*

Regret of the day: Not having taken a pic of their faces while driving ;P

Biggest Concerns

Should Be:

- College
- Health
- Getting better grades and focus on studies / Organise
- Getting up on time by sleeping early and not be late for work or lectures


However, these are my real concerns:

- Getting a new set of rims and offroad tires / modding truck
- 2nd generation macbook pro by december
- sony ericsson W800i
- Finding a way to fund the above three ASAP
- dishadeesh for 3eed
- reservations for shaleeh for 3eed
- getting out of having to work in 3eed
- eating healthier foods after 3eed (dash 3ar'6 adre)




and life goes on =)

Revelation Of The Day

IiiIiiiIi'MmMmmMMM JaAaAAcCcCkKkk SpPArRrRoOoOooOOwWWwWWWww

yala ya 7ilween

Who's the first to comment on my newly resurrected blog? *bUrp*

Blabber Time

Well here's the thing, u see about a month or so ago (longer actually) i had a slight car accident which i was legally found to be the victim (even though the guy i hit was my friend and we were actually racing, and it was me who hit him while he was idle on purpose blah blah) ....well anyway, i got insurance and i want to fix the ding on my car, but apparently the mu7aqiq il 7mar (alahuma ine 9ayim) wrote one word wrong on the paper that made my insurance company say "la2aaa lazim tirga3 7a2 il mu7a2i2 ile 3amalak il wara2a deeh, we9ali7 '3al6ito"....2 months later, mane gader a9eeda (ok honoustly i cant bother going back)......................so....i went yesterday to the dasman place madre shino (got lost while trying to find a shortcut to soog sharg, saw the building and said what the heck ill stop by)...and i found some other guy at his desk, giltla yam3awaaaad kilma wa7daaaaa 9ali7lina eyaaha tikfaaa...egoole la lazim il mu7aqiq nafsa.......NA3AM? wil7al ya3ne?.....chan egool "walah shoof wild 3ami, ehya ag9aha kilma wa7daaaaaih ay wakt esaweelik eyaha bas ta3al lema ekoon imdawim... ya5e walah 5abna int ana 3inde qatheyat iqti9ab jnoos hne yayne int weya wrigtik tabene afathe 3omre (i think to myself: ay fathe imga7i6 wild imga7i6 yi'3ti9ible jnoos, 5ali9aw il banat?) ....*ok back to reality*.....chan agoola, ee shda3wa awadim ile mi'3ta9beenhum, jnoos 7uthalat il mujtama3 ana awla.....thi7ak il mu7aqiq....

he says: shoof, ehya ma feeha shay tara il salfa kilaha wagfa 3ala ism sharikat il ta2meen ile imsajilha 9a7?

i say: ee?

he says while shaking his hand across the air: eeeeh ish6ibha oo iktib yamha il ism il 9ije oo wada il ta2meen oo fook 3omrik

i think: heyaaaaa forgery oo il MU7AQIQ yabeene azawer wriga rasmeya qanoneya...la bilah kadeena 5eer

i say: walah? zeen zeen yam3awad, 3ayal 6al 3omrik ana 5a6e zbala wint ib karama bil 3arabe...mumkin taktibha int?

il mu7aqiq etani7 @@ wegoooool: la la....aaah....la yuba ma95a il salfa chithe...3ad gilna hatha lakin mu chithe

me: ??????

uhwa: fe shay thane ba3ad?

me:??????????

mu7aqiq: RAJUUUUU...JEEB JEEEB MAY

me thinking: @@ 5olga7ba (ba3d ilf6oor 6ab3an) hatha ile bewadirne

mu7aqiq: fe shay thane? gilnalik salfa ma feeha shay...7ayak alah *points to the door, i walk out*



inzeen itha ma feeha shay shfeek tana7t lema giltlik int iktibha? eeeeh ma 3aleeh.... so, to forge or not to forge?


aaah screw it...forge

Shallow Moment: Mac's iChick Magnet







If the shiny aluminum case and the Apple logo doesnt attract those hotties at Second Cup, one of these hyperactive kitties should